This is a view of the formula for standard deviation. Standard deviation apparently has something to do with statistics and something to do with the MBA program I’ve now saddled myself with. I chose to sacrifice every other weekend for the next 2 years, so I guess I […]
This is a view of the Route 17 eastbound parking lot earlier this morning near the Monroe exit. This can only be blamed on one thing…a woman named Irene. I head about this bitch all weekend and it seemed like she ruined a lot of people’s lives the […]
This is a view of the line waiting outside the Rich Forum Theater in Stamford, CT earlier today where they film The Jerry Springer Show. No fisticuffs were thrown, no chairs heaved, no cat fights, hair pulling, or exposed breasts were seen in line. I initially snapped this […]
This is a view of the instructions I found on a gas pump earlier today. I don’t find this stuff, it finds me. I mean that. I’ve always had an ability (or curse, depending on who you ask) of noticing every single minor error in spelling, grammar, punctuation, […]
This is a view of the van that was in front of me this afternoon as I was picking up my 3PM coffee at the Donut Delight drive-thru line in Stamford, CT. This picture was actually taken after I left the drive-thru, but that’s irrelevant to this story. […]
So now it appears I have something new to worry about: cleavage wrinkles. Yeah, that’s right. Cleavage. Wrinkles. Because, you know, there’s not enough going on the world to keep me up at night. Until I read this article in the NY Times (the NY Times!! The Grey Lady! […]
This is a view of a horse from 2 days ago. Riveting, I know. What’s represented in this picture is not my love of horses (although I have no beef with them), but a reminder for me of the small, yet monumental moments that happen in one’s life […]
I was liberated today, or, what is it called when you chew off your own umbilical cord? Birth? Dogs and other animals chew off their own umbilical cords. Now, I cannot imagine doing that. As a matter of fact, I nearly passed out and cut my daughters big toe off when attempting […]
This is a view of what writer’s block looks like. This is what happens when you have to bear down at work and put some extra hours in to get shit done. This is also what happens when it’s raining and miserable outside. Nothing is catching my eye […]
This is a view of the back of my shampoo bottle. Please take a deep breath and temper your excitement. It’s not unlike other shampoo bottles, as you can see. But as I went to grab the bottle and place a dollop of liquid in my palm to […]
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